kazbro
jelly belly
thought i would make a song to past the time away
you have to sing this in the style of gloria gaynor "i will survive"
first i was affraid i was petrified
getting on them scales well it just made me cry :cry:
and when the tape measure went round
well i almost drop down to the ground
i could if died but know i held my head up high
and now i`m here right in your place
talking bout the shakes and soups and how long it will take
i know the fat will soon be off
as long as i dont eat and scoff
i can do this if i try
but i got to keep an eye
so go on now try, just take a taste
just close your eyes now
just think of mcdonalds shakes
your cd wont hurt you at all
it will make you say goodbye
to all the pounds of flesh that you have hanging from your thigh
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying not to eat a morsell
god i need fart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
i wanted burger and some fries
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that very chubby person
still in 22`s
and when i drop into get weighed
and see the pounds come dropping off
i know the cd is working
and the doughnuts can sod off
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive
you have to sing this in the style of gloria gaynor "i will survive"
first i was affraid i was petrified
getting on them scales well it just made me cry :cry:
and when the tape measure went round
well i almost drop down to the ground
i could if died but know i held my head up high
and now i`m here right in your place
talking bout the shakes and soups and how long it will take
i know the fat will soon be off
as long as i dont eat and scoff
i can do this if i try
but i got to keep an eye
so go on now try, just take a taste
just close your eyes now
just think of mcdonalds shakes
your cd wont hurt you at all
it will make you say goodbye
to all the pounds of flesh that you have hanging from your thigh
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying not to eat a morsell
god i need fart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
i wanted burger and some fries
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that very chubby person
still in 22`s
and when i drop into get weighed
and see the pounds come dropping off
i know the cd is working
and the doughnuts can sod off
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to drink
I know I will stay alive
we`ve all got minimins
so need to feel the need to binge
and I'll survive
I will survive