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Slow but sure....
S: 22st0lb C: 19st7lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 55.1 Loss: 2st7lb(11.36%)
3 sky divers were diving but there parachutes were faulty and they all died.

They went to heaven and there before God the three men stood.

"Go down the slide and you will receive one wish - what you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide, "boomed God's voice.

The first man slid down the slide and said "SPORTS CAR" and sure-enough there was a sports car.

The second man went down the slide and said "MONEY" and he received money.

The third man jumped down the slide and said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

LOL......I wonder who thinks of these jokes up.
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