Alpaca's stream of consciousness - IS BACK ON THE WAGON!

[hondapeeps]

Champagne would be drunk dry if there was a caravan full of us!

Why dont they make adult calpol? it used to work wonders for everything when you were wee!

 

[ladyfelsham]

Morning honey - started packing yet?

 

[Dietkitty]

I'm very excited for you!

 

[4isnotenough]

Hey Di, you are a lucky girl. I'm happy to see the sales moving for you too.

Enjoy your jollies, have a great time.

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[Alpaca]

Feeling so grot with temperature and I can't talk still but it's a lovely day here ... Passport hopefully arrives tomorrow - the plonker courier company claim my street level front door on a normal London street was inaccessible when they apparently tried to deliver it last week - it was one of those occasions I really needed to be able to shout back at the idiots! Lol

Could really do with doing nothing but have stuff to do unfortunately ... Xx

B - scrambled eggs (2) , mushrooms, garlic, spinach, coconut oil, small dollop of Philly and coffee with cream

 

[slaj]

Morning Di, sorry to hear you are still feeling poorly, take care love

 

[hondapeeps]

Aw love poor you. Are you taking stuff for it? You tried the salt water gargle? See if that helps your throat? Xx

 

[Quak]

Afternoon Di, hope the lurgy clears off pretty sharpish, and that the passport arrives pronto!!! xxxx

 

[Alpaca]

Had to chase passport useless gits this morning with no voice!! Blinking joke!! They promise tomorrow

 

[coffeelover]

Hope your better soon Di. What an exciting time you'll have. Champagne and the pilot sounds a good combo to me. x

 

[ladyfelsham]

Really hope the passport arrives tomorrow lovely! Blooming couriers!

And so sorry to hear the voice is not good - will it come a bit good and sound gravelly sexy for the weekend? xxxxx

 

[Kat1e]

Gosh how stressful on the passport - hope it arrives shortly!
Xxx

 

[hondapeeps]

I'll wish and keep my fingers crossed for the passport! Xx

 

[triage999]

Hope it's arrived!!!

Morning oh lovely tanned one!

J x

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[Alpaca]

Nothing arrived yet!! Useless ...

I'm a light pale tan - don't want to look too obvious - might have another wee session tomorrow - anything to help disguise my disgusting body with the flappy, hanging, ugly skin!!! It's so revolting!

Xx

 

[Quak]

Stop putting yourself down, this instant!!! I know we have the hanging stuff but in a way it is a badge of honour as just think what we have got rid of that was underneath, hope the passport arrives today, love you too xxxxx

 

[TahjmansMum]

Going to start reading your diary from the beginning Di. I keep seeing your loss counter go up and up, very inspirational. Just got to finish Katie's then I will start on yours.

Annie

 

[roosnanny]

will be thinking of you.
xx

 

[Alpaca]

Hi Annie... Not feeling very inspirational today! But thank you for saying that xx

 

[Dietkitty]

Stop worrying about it Di. Unless you're a teenage supermodel you're going to have bits that have been worn in! Everyone does. You're a real woman with curves and a few saggy bits, so what?! You have life experience and are a beautiful person with a good heart and generousity beyond what is deserved from some. Pilot likes YOU. Not some daft airbrushed image xx.