Bit of fun...how much would your bail be?

daisydoll

Gold Member
hi
just for fun...work out how much your bail would be for all your past offences!

mine is £405
think that's not too bad???

1) Smoked pot -- £10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --£50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- £10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- £50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
6) Went streaking -- £5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- £ 20
9)Kissed your boss --£50
10) Been arrested -- £5
11) Spent time in jail -- £15
12) Peed in the pool -- £0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- £5
14) Done something you regret -- £20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- £20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
17) Went skinny dipping -- £5
18) Been slapped-- £5
19) Slapped someone-- £5
20) Beat up someone -- £20
21) Been jumped -- £10
22) Ever had sex at church -- £25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- £25
24) Cheated on test -- £50
25) Vandalized something -- £20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- £100
27) Crossed dressed -- £10
28) Given money to stripper -- £25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- £30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- £20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --£10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- £15
33) Ever drive drunk -- £20
34) Used toys while having sex -- £30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
36) Had sex in a pool -- £20
37) Masturbated -- £10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --£20
39) Done oral -- £5
40) Got oral -- £5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- £25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- £40
43) Stole something -- £10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- £25
45) Made a dirty home video -- £15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --£30
47) Had a threesome -- £50
48) Had sex in a public place-- £20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- £25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --£20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
 
I'm £410 :eek: but not the 50pee;):D
 
£345, I must have led a sheltered life :eek:.
 
Oh Dear

£285.50 !!:cry:
 
£3.55;)........




oops sorry decimal point in the wrong place....
£350.50......


oh alright then.....
£3550.50:p
 
£3.55;)........




oops sorry decimal point in the wrong place....
£350.50......


oh alright then.....
£3550.50:p


LOVE IT!!!! :rotflmao:

I was just about to post "Girl, you need to get out more!!!" as I only caught your first line.

But now.....NOW I see the truth!!! :D

That did make me laugh!!!

x
 
Oh my god! Only £255! I feel gutted rather than proud! Is that wrong!
you can always commit a few more "offences" I'm planning to :D only got £415!!
 
£530 oh my gosh i thought i would never get bail. ok and 50p but i was a kid then if i add that one ewwwwww
 
£535! Oh dear, I blame the drinking days of my past! What's with all the stripper questions?!
 
you are a bad lot!
i feel quite saintly, lol!
no idea about the strippers - did think it was a bit odd!
daisy x
 
no, you are just young!
- or a liar, lol

daisy x
 
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