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  1. sapphirestara

    sapphirestara Gold Member

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    This is a bit tongue in cheek.....but.

    Do I need to worry about the carb/calorie content of flavoured lubes?


    Or sperm!?:spit:


    :p :rolleyes: :busted: :whistle: :devilangel: :giggle: :angel09:
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  3. sapphirestara

    sapphirestara Gold Member

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    Aw no one wants to answer!!!!!!! :( I really wanted to know!!!


    Maybe I embarrassed you all! Sorry!!
     
  4. girlygirl1

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    I think most of us have no clue as to the calories/carbs in either! Ha Ha. If the lube says it has sugar it it well yeah I guess you need to watch out.
     
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    Think durex is sugar free, but still, I will refrain from eating it out the bottle ;)
     
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    JOKE!!!!



    Think the other is largely protein based so no ketosis disturbance there!!! :D

    Sorry i can't help myself!!
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's all! xx
     
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    Actually that's not all. Do you really want your breath to taste or smell worse than it already does..............? x
     
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    I dont think it can get worse!!! I'll try anything!!! ;)
     
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    I did wonder about this kind of thing, and I googled what was actually in sperm, and it includes citric acid -which we are to avoid with ketosis right?
    I told the bloke, I was like well I cant possibly have any citric acid so no treats for you..lol..! as he fully supports my diet he was like yep of course. haha!
     
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    Lol I'm so glad it's not just me!!!!!!!!!

    Lol poor boy!! ;) x
     
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    pahahaha... this thread... amazing
     
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    fun thread, I actually never worried about this, you burn calories don't you ? ;)
     
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    You do realise that as soon as you put X rated on this... you were bound to get 99% of people actually reading it?!? lol - do like the way you're thinking though @ protein ;)

    to be really crude - if you're worried about the citric acid, you don't actually have to swallow it :D
     
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    Lol! I wanted an answer so that was my plan!! Though not as many response as I'd like! Citric acid?!? Crikey!!!
     
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    lmao i totally wanted to ask this!!! well done saphirestara lol!! x
     
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    Hmmm... something to think about there! he he he
     
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    This has been asked before and I think the general answer was that as there is so little sperm that there isn't enough calories/citric acid/whatever else in it to affect ketosis or your diet at all :D
     
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    My pleasure ladies ;)
     
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    And obviously can still be his pleasure too ;)
     
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