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coffee time :) kids r smart :)

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  1. amethyst

    amethyst Banned

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    Kids are Smart

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

    MARIA: Here it is.

    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
    Years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher
     
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  3. misscheeky

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    ahhahahahha very funny amethyst missed you loads :)

    love the last one !!
     
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