Don't you just hate it when....

......your OH pulls you in for a cuddle in the middle of the night and says 'come on Katie' twice......my name's not f***ing Katie!!!!!!!
 
mrstore said:
......your OH pulls you in for a cuddle in the middle of the night and says 'come on Katie' twice......my name's not f***ing Katie!!!!!!!

Maybe he was dreaming???

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*Emsie* said:
DYJHIW noone else in the house seems to feel or see the need to wipe down surfaces in the kitchen after they use them and drop crumbs etc on them!

Agreed! My boyfriend can make a sandwich and put crumbs onto every single surface in the kitchen including the gas hob(?!) Plus he always makes it on a plate even when he is wrapping it up to take to work so as well as all the crumbs I get a dirty plate for no reason as it clearly isn't used to contain the crumbs! Sorry for rant! Can open....worms everywhere...
:)
 
ScarlettStar86 said:
Agreed! My boyfriend can make a sandwich and put crumbs onto every single surface in the kitchen including the gas hob(?!) Plus he always makes it on a plate even when he is wrapping it up to take to work so as well as all the crumbs I get a dirty plate for no reason as it clearly isn't used to contain the crumbs! Sorry for rant! Can open....worms everywhere...
:)

My husband does exactly the same!!!! How does it get on the hob?!! And why the plate??? Lol x
 
Agreed! My boyfriend can make a sandwich and put crumbs onto every single surface in the kitchen including the gas hob(?!) Plus he always makes it on a plate even when he is wrapping it up to take to work so as well as all the crumbs I get a dirty plate for no reason as it clearly isn't used to contain the crumbs! Sorry for rant! Can open....worms everywhere...
:)

My husband does exactly the same!!!! How does it get on the hob?!! And why the plate??? Lol x

and my kids do it too and I don't know how they can't see the mess/be bothered about it! As soon as I walk in the kitchen all these luittle crumbs and drops of this that and the other dance about and call my name grrrrrrr!
 
(((Jenna)))

DYJHIW despite the aforementioned school trip ending early because of the heinous weather conditions, and you being nicely back at home, wrapped in a blanket, with a cup of tea, you STILL CANT FLIPPING GET WARM...

I am sure this vegetarian malarkey is making me anaemic. Need moar savoy in my life...
 
......your OH pulls you in for a cuddle in the middle of the night and says 'come on Katie' twice......my name's not f***ing Katie!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha, that's funny Katie - thanks for sharing!

I know something worse, I remember one time having sex with a past boyfriend and he said aloud his ex girlfriends name :eek:

I'm afraid I can top that. The week before our wedding my OH finally got around to writing his vows. He gave them to me to read and all was going well until the last sentence when he'd used the name Christine. As if using the wrong name wasn't bad enough, his first wife was called Christine. I've never seen him look so mortified - he'd copied them from the internet and not changed the name!
 
I'm afraid I can top that. The week before our wedding my OH finally got around to writing his vows. He gave them to me to read and all was going well until the last sentence when he'd used the name Christine. As if using the wrong name wasn't bad enough, his first wife was called Christine. I've never seen him look so mortified - he'd copied them from the internet and not changed the name!

I am lost for words on this one, you win hands down :p
 
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