Don't you just hate it when....
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Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
Thanks for that, Shirleen.
I think you're a match even for me, at lowering the tone!
I think you're a match even for me, at lowering the tone!
Sassia
Silver Member
Ewww no!
The other week there was this chav on the train on various phone calls. Swearing loudly so everyone could hear his conversations. I felt the need to see if my phone's voice recorder worked. It does! We all get to have a laugh at him at my office.
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The other week there was this chav on the train on various phone calls. Swearing loudly so everyone could hear his conversations. I felt the need to see if my phone's voice recorder worked. It does! We all get to have a laugh at him at my office.
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moonwatcher
Gold Member
You are just about to climb into a toasty bed when you discover the cat has thrown up all over the throw (perhaps that's where they get their name - the throw, not the cat 
) Euuuuugh!
) Euuuuugh!
waterbabydani
Full Member
You wrote a long list of things in your reply to this thread then it said it timed out and they were lost
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waterbabydani
Full Member
So for a second time
Don't you just hate it when
You have a pouch of fat under your arm which hangs over your bra (obviously this is for the ladies)!
Your sky plus is full of your OH stuff that he doesn't watch but must be kept
You think you look fab in the mirror before you go out but catch yourself in a mirror later and you look huge
Your cat cries every night around 3 to get out then again a few hours later to get in
There isn't zero calorie yummy stuff
You check yourself in your car mirror and notice a hair on your chinnie chin chin!
Ok I think that covers it
Don't you just hate it when
You have a pouch of fat under your arm which hangs over your bra (obviously this is for the ladies)!
Your sky plus is full of your OH stuff that he doesn't watch but must be kept
You think you look fab in the mirror before you go out but catch yourself in a mirror later and you look huge
Your cat cries every night around 3 to get out then again a few hours later to get in
There isn't zero calorie yummy stuff
You check yourself in your car mirror and notice a hair on your chinnie chin chin!
Ok I think that covers it
Arctic-BNG
Talks to self!
Work gets in the way of surfing the web!
Tinytootz
Mini crazy cat lady
...when you go christmas shopping with the mother, and she spends the 6 hours grilling you on every aspect of your life and relationship, as she *knows* you can't suddenly have to work/feed the cat/take out the bin. And why does said mother have to ask at the top of her voice in Poundland "so, how's the diet going?" - I can SEE everyone looking at my arse and thinking "not very well I'd say"
And mother, that's a window, not a door. They generally don't have handles as you aren't supposed to exit the store via them.
And mother, that's a window, not a door. They generally don't have handles as you aren't supposed to exit the store via them.
KittenKat
Operation Hottie Kidnap
That would be the karma for the other 6 hours hon!
I have a family get together coming up in a couple of weeks time and I know the extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc) will all be on about where I am these days, any plans to get married, etc... the last thing I really need having just split up with my ex!
I am very tempted to just make an announcement at the start and say that before anyone asks, I've split up with my partner of 4 years and I don't wanna talk about it any further so pee off!
X Kelly X
Silver Member
That would be the karma for the other 6 hours hon!
I have a family get together coming up in a couple of weeks time and I know the extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins, etc) will all be on about where I am these days, any plans to get married, etc... the last thing I really need having just split up with my ex!
I am very tempted to just make an announcement at the start and say that before anyone asks, I've split up with my partner of 4 years and I don't wanna talk about it any further so pee off!
I think that sounds like a great idea!
ThatBubbs
Silver Member
... when your bloke, who works flexi hours so can choose to work when he wants, wakes you up an hour before you're due to get up after only 6 hours broken sleep with noisy clattering about and switching the light on above your sleeping head, whilst stropping and muttering loudly about losing his wallet... which turns out to be in his bag, just like the 'lost' house keys were the two days they were 'missing'.
Particularly when he needs 6.5 hours sleep and you need 8 , and you can't change the time you go into work so miss out on the precious sleep.
Sigh! I could have shoved him down the stairs this morning, all 6 flights!
Particularly when he needs 6.5 hours sleep and you need 8 , and you can't change the time you go into work so miss out on the precious sleep.
Sigh! I could have shoved him down the stairs this morning, all 6 flights!
Tinytootz
Mini crazy cat lady
I did similar when I had a family 'gathering' not long after. Yep, I have split from him. Yep, I will be fine. Yep, I am fully aware that there are plenty more fish in the sea, and other well known terms used in these situations. And no, I don't wish to discuss it. But it doesn't make me a leper, I can discuss other things, such as weather, petrol prices, or the Christmas bin service.
