Don't you just hate it when....

[Maximus]

Oh another one.....

When you weigh in at Slimming World and the scales flicker between two weights - it ALWAYS settles on the half-pound higher position

I always feel robbed

 

[Shirleen]

Oh another one.....

When you weigh in at Slimming World and the scales flicker between two weights - it ALWAYS settles on the half-pound higher position

I always feel robbed

I agree!!!!

 

[Arctic-BNG]

Daughter gets her Xmas present out (Great British Bake Off Cook Book) and bakes a chocolate chilli one!

 

[MinkyDinky]

Daughter gets her Xmas present out (Great British Bake Off Cook Book) and bakes a chocolate chilli one!

That deserves the whole Supremes album! How rude of her! X

 

[Arctic-BNG]

It was nice though!

 

[Arctic-BNG]

You search the shelf in the Supermarket for British honey but the closest is from EU and non EU mix or Spanish orange blossom or even Russian honey, but no British?

 

[Lucky7]

The person who comes into the class at the gym late (aerobics today) and stands really close behind until you give up and just let her take the place FOR THE SECOND WEEK RUNNING!!!!!

(such a rude cow)

 

[meadowbankles]

That deserves the whole Supremes album! How rude of her! X

When you see somebody's glorious red hair but haven't got the nerve to dye your own. Yes! I'm talking about yours! Jealous x

 

[Shirleen]

You search the shelf in the Supermarket for British honey but the closest is from EU and non EU mix or Spanish orange blossom or even Russian honey, but no British?

You may have better luck at Farm Shops or Farmers Markets.
Best of which are Winchester and Ringwood (Not been to the Ringwood one mind just heard).

Always best to eat local honey, check this website out it gives you the nearest seller to you!

Local Honey

 

[MinkyDinky]

When you see somebody's glorious red hair but haven't got the nerve to dye your own. Yes! I'm talking about yours! Jealous x

Awww thanks *blush!* do it!! It's only hair you can always change it if you don't like the attention - although you kind of get used to it he he xx

 

[Shirleen]

The person who comes into the class at the gym late (aerobics today) and stands really close behind until you give up and just let her take the place FOR THE SECOND WEEK RUNNING!!!!!

(such a rude cow)

Just keep stepping back and back and back until she gets the message!

I learned from a Headmistress a trick, that is to simply take a step too far into someones 'zone' they immediately go on the defensive and you win!

 

[Lucky7]

Just keep stepping back and back and back until she gets the message!

I learned from a Headmistress a trick, that is to simply take a step too far into someones 'zone' they immediately go on the defensive and you win!

But she gets in my zone and all I want is to have a fun class so I just let her take my space because I don't want to spoil it with a battle with a silly cow.

I don't know if she..

a) just has no idea of personal space and doesn't realise that she's doing it (unlikely)

b) is trying to piss me off (almost succeeded but checked myself and managed to remember what was more important to me)

c) is just madly competitive (she does other weird stuff as well)

Oh well - the world's full of people I don't want to be friends with. I just need to remember not to waste any precious positive energy turning them into enemies I suppose.

(She's still a rude cow though )

 

[meadowbankles]

When the midwife sends your niece home when she's 7cm dilated with her second baby, telling her to "come back tomorrow" resulting in her mum and partner having to deliver a beautiful baby girl at home an hour later.

 

[Arctic-BNG]

When the midwife sends your niece home when she's 7cm dilated with her second baby, telling her to "come back tomorrow" resulting in her mum and partner having to deliver a beautiful baby girl at home an hour later.

Well done to them and congratulations!

 

[Shirleen]

When the midwife sends your niece home when she's 7cm dilated with her second baby, telling her to "come back tomorrow" resulting in her mum and partner having to deliver a beautiful baby girl at home an hour later.

Bliddy heck 7cm!!!!

Well done to the impromptu midwives and a pox on the incompetent one!

 

[Debridger]

When the midwife sends your niece home when she's 7cm dilated with her second baby, telling her to "come back tomorrow" resulting in her mum and partner having to deliver a beautiful baby girl at home an hour later.

Trust Mum & Baby are well
Congratulations to them

 

[MissSlinky2011]

You feel really sick, its freezing outside, you've just had a shower and crawled into bed to get warm and now you don't want to get out but wi starts in 10 mins, argh!

Sent from my HTC Desire using MiniMins x x x

 

[MinkyDinky]

You can't say to a work colleague " why don't you just f**k off?"

The woman is the bane of my life jeez!

 

[Shirleen]

You can't say to a work colleague " why don't you just f**k off?"

The woman is the bane of my life jeez!

Use a different word! Someone here said the word 'Actually' means 'f' off!
As she put it, your boss tells you there's a meeting tomorrow and you say 'Actually I'm on annual leave'. Lol
You could always have another word!

 

[Sleepy59]

When you have a day off work and instead of a lie in you end up at the doctors with an emergency appointment because that is all they can give you in the next 4 weeks!