Don't you just hate it when....
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JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
TOOTZ- last v.day I bought a new variety of Nair and applied it to my entire body, only to discover that I was allergic to it! So I spent the whole night writhing in agony covered in E45 with a fan blowing directly at my intimate lady bits whilst OH played COD downstairs 
Shirleen
Gold Member
JezVonSavage said:TOOTZ- last v.day I bought a new variety of Nair and applied it to my entire body, only to discover that I was allergic to it! So I spent the whole night writhing in agony covered in E45 with a fan blowing directly at my intimate lady bits whilst OH played COD downstairs
Oh I once had a big date, thought I'd have a bath with some new bath crystals, well I came out in massive hives, and because I'd wiped my hands over my face I had a face like a shiny red balloon!
Joanne24
Restarting!
DYJHITW you might explode with rage if you hear the same 4/5 people moaning that they can't lose weight and 'don't know whats happened' this week at group.
Yet YOU KNOW (faceebbbookk) they have a 5 day plan and eat about 300 syns in a weekend. Then stick to 10 syns a day during the week..'I've even upped my fruit and veg!' REALLLY HAVE YOU!?
Yet YOU KNOW (faceebbbookk) they have a 5 day plan and eat about 300 syns in a weekend. Then stick to 10 syns a day during the week..'I've even upped my fruit and veg!' REALLLY HAVE YOU!?
parfittaroles
Silver Member
Dyjhiw you realise you the yogurt you picked up by mistake has 18 syns
JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
How did the date go??? Did you see him again?
Shirleen
Gold Member
I stayed home, yes I saw him again....should have read the signs!
JezVonSavage said:TOOTZ- last v.day I bought a new variety of Nair and applied it to my entire body, only to discover that I was allergic to it! So I spent the whole night writhing in agony covered in E45 with a fan blowing directly at my intimate lady bits whilst OH played COD downstairs
Is it wrong that I find this sooooo funny???!!!!!
Sorry!!!!
KittenKat
Operation Hottie Kidnap
As you are cooking dinner you happen to hear part of the local news, only to find out someone has been found dead in very suspicious circumstances just 2-3 minutes away from where you live.
Second time this has happened to me now, at different addresses in this locality! Yikes!
Second time this has happened to me now, at different addresses in this locality! Yikes!
*Emsie*
Gold Member
KittenKat
Operation Hottie Kidnap
Yep, that was my reaction! Not even city centre, both times in quiet market town type of places... I have triple checked my doors this evening I can tell you, and I'm not done checking yet! On both occasions they've been found in their own homes!
Ok, the first one was over 18 months ago, but...
Yikes still!
MissSlinky2011
Silver Member
We had a guy murder an old lady in her house down the road from us, he cut out her heart and drank her blood. He pleaded that he was a vampire - nob. Think that was 2 years ago.
Also in town about 5 mins away an Irish guy had his he'd chopped off - they still haven't found his head 3 years later, I think they chucked it in the Irish sea.
Nothing very recent though lol I live in a small town on an island. Or 10,000 alcoholics clinging to a rock as anglesey is better known lol. It's fun being in Holyhead knowing you live on an island, connected to an island connected to the mainland!
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Also in town about 5 mins away an Irish guy had his he'd chopped off - they still haven't found his head 3 years later, I think they chucked it in the Irish sea.
Nothing very recent though lol I live in a small town on an island. Or 10,000 alcoholics clinging to a rock as anglesey is better known lol. It's fun being in Holyhead knowing you live on an island, connected to an island connected to the mainland!
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MissSlinky2011
Silver Member
Aww that's so sad poor vicar.
poor vicar.
MissSlinky2011
Silver Member
gettingfitat50 said:Holyhead is a strange place.I have a friend who lives there.
Haha thanks
it is strange that serial killer peter Moore used to run the cinema he made me cry when I was little but he only liked men.It's got beautiful scenery though, why do you think its strange? Ive lived in Liverpool and stockport and I prefer it here. More peaceful!
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JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
KittenKat said:
Was it you???
I'm joking!
JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
mrstore said:
I find it funny in hindsight but it wasn't at the time. It was awful, it was as if i'd burnt myself? Very strange. I had to take 2 days off work because I basically couldn't put clothes on!! I've still got a scar.
Shirleen
Gold Member
This happened to me when I was 17 and moved to Portsmouth, suddenly the phone was ringing off the hook with friends all saying
"Oh Thank God you're alright", a woman who fitted my description was found raped and murdered on the waste ground opposite my flat.
Now I was living with two gay guys who shared the front bedroom, one was dating two guys so he had one of those traffic torch things with different coloured lights, so if he was otherwise engaged with the older guy (who didn't know about the young one) he would leave the red light on so the younger one wouldn't knock (The young guy knew about the older one, I felt sorry for his roommate!), so anyway My friend and I knew NOTHING of this, I was getting ready to go out, and was sat in my room in my underwear (Stockings etc), when the doorbell went, knowing Damien had a 'guest' I donned my short silk dressing gown went down to open the door fully expecting my roommate.
Oh no, it's a copper! coming to interview us about the murder and 'did you know there's a red light in your window?' says he goggling at my attire!!!
Anyway he soon got the picture, that I wasn't selling myself! But Damien got a rollicking for the red light....why not the bliddy green one?
Anyway fast forward to being 23 and I got married in the November, moving out of my flat, the following Valentines day a very quiet lady was murdered in the ground floor flat, but the bloke who lived below me! One night he tried to hammer my door down as he said I was making too much noise, Lucky escape I reckon!
