Don't you just hate it when....

[ailly]

Gonna have to look up blue waffle...

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[ailly]

Oh man that sh1t is fooked up!

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[parfittaroles]

I LOVE the walking dead.

Me too! Although intend to hide behind a pillow in some parts!

 

[parfittaroles]

I genuinely do not know what this is!

Don't google it. It's just yucky

I have an ex boyfriend who, 3 years after splitting up, still sends me porn bloopers!

I friend (a bloke) use to send me some dodgy porn every so often. Freaked me right out! ... And we're not friends anymore lol

 

[MadameLaMinx]

Blue Waffle? ... Have I gone too far?

For me personally? There is no such thing as too far. As far as Minimins goes - clearly not, but probably should be classified as having done so.

Hahahahahahahahah!!! I can't "like" this enough.



Please, for your own benefit, DO NOT LOOK.

You cant say "Hahahahahahahahah!!! I can't "like" this enough." and then expect people to for our own benefit not look. It's a guaranteed trigger to make people look. Its clearly awesome, but equally terrifying. So we must see what provokes such a reaction. And now I need mind bleach.

Really. Don't.

See now I have too......


EDIT : could have done without knowing about that for my entire life.

Off to watch some care bears to try & remove at image form my head.

My case in point. But just make sure you aren't suffering a nasty dose of Tenderheart Bear. That stuff gets scabby fast.

When I first met my OH I used to send him some very dodgy Japanese porn just for sh*ts and giggles. won't go in to details, but for some reason we are still together after 3 years.. I reckon he secretly liked it.

When I first got with my OH, I used to write things to put him off his stride across my chest, so that when he got me to that stage of undressed it would "throw" him, somewhat. Personal favourites included "June Whitfield" and "Dame Thora Hird".

Too much?

ETA - I also used to take screenshots of Richard and Judy presenting "This Morning" and send him them in the post - and also once wrote a poem about a boil he had on his backside, and posted him that.

Halcyon Days...

 

[Arctic-BNG]

When I first got with my OH, I used to write things to put him off his stride across my chest, so that when he got me to that stage of undressed it would "throw" him, somewhat. Personal favourites included "June Whitfield" and "Dame Thora Hird".

Too much?

ETA - I also used to take screenshots of Richard and Judy presenting "This Morning" and send him them in the post - and also once wrote a poem about a boil he had on his backside, and posted him that.

Halcyon Days...

That's my first LOL today! Genuine one as well, DD just asked what I'm laughing at.... No response from me!

 

[kingleds]

For me personally? There is no such thing as too far. As far as Minimins goes - clearly not, but probably should be classified as having done so.

You cant say "Hahahahahahahahah!!! I can't "like" this enough." and then expect people to for our own benefit not look. It's a guaranteed trigger to make people look. Its clearly awesome, but equally terrifying. So we must see what provokes such a reaction. And now I need mind bleach.

My case in point. But just make sure you aren't suffering a nasty dose of Tenderheart Bear. That stuff gets scabby fast.

When I first got with my OH, I used to write things to put him off his stride across my chest, so that when he got me to that stage of undressed it would "throw" him, somewhat. Personal favourites included "June Whitfield" and "Dame Thora Hird".

Too much?

ETA - I also used to take screenshots of Richard and Judy presenting "This Morning" and send him them in the post - and also once wrote a poem about a boil he had on his backside, and posted him that.

Halcyon Days...

I think this is the best thing i have ever read on here! i have just spat 1/2 my coffee over my desk!

 

[Jessxx]

DYJHIW you work your a**e off dieting all week and put on 1.5lbs?! WTF?!
Dieting is hard :cry:

 

[nik86]

You ring the day before a meeting to confirm it is going ahead and then you get to the venue where you are told the meeting was cancelled days ago but someone forgot to call you grrrr

 

[KittenKat]

I think this is the best thing i have ever read on here! i have just spat 1/2 my coffee over my desk!

Likewise!!

Second day in a row that my tea/coffee has been spluttered over my desk due to peeps on Minimins! Love it!

 

[interested92]

Cyclists on the road when there is a perfectly good cycle path right next to them!

Cyclists riding at night, dressed in black/ dark colours without lights!

(I am a cyclist btw)

totally my bugbear too. I am well lit and very visible.

also I'd like to add: people shouting at me, telling me I should be riding on the road when I ride past them, on a clearly marked segrogated pathway. I stay to my side, I read signs, why can't they?! what do they think the extra wide path with BRICKS down the middle of it is for?!

 

[jamjar15]

Just googled blue waffle, really wish I hadn't! Lmao!!!

 

[interested92]

BTW all Blue Waffle people. I see your Blue Waffle and raise you Goatse.

 

[JezVonSavage]

Don't google it. It's just yucky

I friend (a bloke) use to send me some dodgy porn every so often. Freaked me right out! ... And we're not friends anymore lol

Well some of it is actually quite funny. If you ever stumble accross the girl whose head gets lost in the couch...that's a winner. But yeah, pretty odd of him to still send it to me!

 

[JezVonSavage]

BTW all Blue Waffle people. I see your Blue Waffle and raise you Goatse.

We've already had goatse, lemonparty and tubgirl. Sorry Flibs! X

 

[interested92]

damnit. phone japan? or any of the others from lolshock?

 

[Chipmunk89]

When I first got with my OH, I used to write things to put him off his stride across my chest, so that when he got me to that stage of undressed it would "throw" him, somewhat. Personal favourites included "June Whitfield" and "Dame Thora Hird".

Too much?

LMAO. I might have to try that one day!

 

[Monkey_Monkey_Underpants]

And have we had "munting"?

 

[Chipmunk89]

And have we had "munting"?

OMG. That definitely wins at the most disturbing. That is absolutely... I have no words.

 

[Monkey_Monkey_Underpants]

I know. How could anybody have devised the activity, never mind giving it a name?