Frozen virgin!!

lippy66

Member
S: 11st5.0lb C: 10st12.0lb G: 10st6.0lb BMI: 26.1 Loss: 0st7lb(4.4%)
It won't do it any harm. Bring it indoors,give it a little TLC and Bob's your uncle - ready to use.
 

lippy66

Member
S: 11st5.0lb C: 10st12.0lb G: 10st6.0lb BMI: 26.1 Loss: 0st7lb(4.4%)
KD - see how polite we are on this forum!
I was expecting a lot of saucy jokes about frigid virgins. Perhaps they'll come this evening - after the watershed.
 

Bexx

Member
S: 12st12lb C: 11st13lb G: 9st12lb BMI: 24 Loss: 0st13lb(7.22%)
I'll be honest, I only clicked cos of the title! It is pretty cold though - you see bbc news the other day? It's making the rats come inside! :S
 

RachelA

Silver Member
S: 21st8lb G: 14st0lb
I was gonna say hold it tight and rub it gently with hot hands, it'll soon melt!!! :)
 

blue_grapefruit

Gold Member
*holds all the dirty jokes in and runs away*
 

lippy66

Member
S: 11st5.0lb C: 10st12.0lb G: 10st6.0lb BMI: 26.1 Loss: 0st7lb(4.4%)
yes -the tone is beginning to lower.
 

miss_unknown

Banned
S: 20st7lb C: 20st7lb G: 9st4lb BMI: 44.9 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
KD - I was thinking all sorts when I opened this but glad to see its clean but I am sure someone will follow and spice it up
 

pete10141748

Postaholic
Miss_unkown said:
I am sure someone will follow and spice it up

*bursts back into the thread*

Lowering the tone eh? I just *know* you've been waiting for me! :D :p

But, you don't need me now you see, Lippy already did the job for me in her second post...... just no-body relalised it....

Lippy said:
saucy jokes about frigid virgins...... Perhaps they'll come this evening.....

So there you have it, tone sufficiently lowered and it's not even one of my own lines that did it.

*leaves thread happy that he lowered the tone and someone else can take the blame*

:D


PS if you don't get the joke..... ponder on it for a while... there are so many ways to make that simple phrase tone-lowering that I would feel too bad pointing them out obvious-like :p
 

lippy66

Member
S: 11st5.0lb C: 10st12.0lb G: 10st6.0lb BMI: 26.1 Loss: 0st7lb(4.4%)
Oh Pete
You are too sharp for your own good!
AND just as I predicted the tone is falling, falling, falling.
 

lippy66

Member
S: 11st5.0lb C: 10st12.0lb G: 10st6.0lb BMI: 26.1 Loss: 0st7lb(4.4%)
You got it!
 




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