Gender Specific?


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Gender specific
1) Freezer Bags --

They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

2) Copiers --

They are Female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are effective reproductive devices if the right buttons
are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tyres --

Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloons --

Male because to get them to do anything you have to light a fire under
them and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges --

Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Pages --

Female because they're always getting hit on.

7) Railways --

Male because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglasses --

Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammers --

Male because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years but
they're handy to have around.

10) Remote Controls --

Female...... Ha! You thought they'd be male.

Consider this -- they give men pleasure, men would be lost without them
and while men don't always know the right buttons to

push,they keep trying.
Me too DQ !!!!:D