Gender specific
1) Freezer Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
2) Copiers --
They are Female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are effective reproductive devices if the right buttons
are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres --
Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons --
Male because to get them to do anything you have to light a fire under
them and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges --
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages --
Female because they're always getting hit on.
7) Railways --
Male because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglasses --
Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammers --
Male because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years but
they're handy to have around.
10) Remote Controls --
Female...... Ha! You thought they'd be male.
Consider this -- they give men pleasure, men would be lost without them
and while men don't always know the right buttons to
push,they keep trying.
1) Freezer Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
2) Copiers --
They are Female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are effective reproductive devices if the right buttons
are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres --
Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons --
Male because to get them to do anything you have to light a fire under
them and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges --
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages --
Female because they're always getting hit on.
7) Railways --
Male because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglasses --
Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammers --
Male because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years but
they're handy to have around.
10) Remote Controls --
Female...... Ha! You thought they'd be male.
Consider this -- they give men pleasure, men would be lost without them
and while men don't always know the right buttons to
push,they keep trying.
