Gender Specific?

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Mini, 27 September 2006 Social URL.

  1. Mini

    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    Gender specific
    1) Freezer Bags --

    They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
    through them.

    2) Copiers --

    They are Female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them
    up again. They are effective reproductive devices if the right buttons
    are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    3) Tyres --

    Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

    4) Hot Air Balloons --

    Male because to get them to do anything you have to light a fire under
    them and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges --

    Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) Web Pages --

    Female because they're always getting hit on.

    7) Railways --

    Male because they use the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) Hourglasses --

    Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    9) Hammers --

    Male because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years but
    they're handy to have around.

    10) Remote Controls --

    Female...... Ha! You thought they'd be male.

    Consider this -- they give men pleasure, men would be lost without them
    and while men don't always know the right buttons to

    push,they keep trying.
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