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Getting 2 Guinea Pigs at the weekend!


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hey did you get your guineas? any questions fire away x
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Loads of info on Web

Just google guinea pig care etc in the meantime, this may make you smile. It is essential to read it out loud and get the rhythm :D

The Guinea Pig song from the Crazy World Of Joe Pasquale

So when he smiles, he's just a grinny pig,
And when he drives, then he's a mini pig,
And when he smokes, he's a naughty nicotiny pig, nicotiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he says don't, he's a strict discipliny pig,
And when he eats Chinese, these he's a mandariny pig,
When he plays strings, then he's a Russian violiny pig, violiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

And when he throws, then he's a jolly javeliny pig,
Then he gets on his toes, and does his watch me spin-ney pig,
And when he slows, he's been a one too many guinea pig,
that guzzling guinea pig of ours.

And when he slims, he becomes quite a skinny pig,
Instead of sugar in his tea, he would rather sacchariny pig,
Then he bakes a chocolate cake, puts on a very pretty pinny pig, pretty
pinny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he goes out, he's not an in-ny pig,
When he turns over a new leaf, then he's a new beginney pig,
And when he dies, he'll be a has Beeny pig, I will put him in the binny pig,

with flowers,

And say farewell, to that old...
grinny, violiny, in a mini, nicotiny, javaliny, skinny guinea pig, of ours.

Hey did you get your guinea pigs.
I hope they are settling into their new home well. If you need any questions answered then feel free to ask me as Ive kept rabbits and guinea pigs for about 10 years now :)

Also noticed in your sig that you're doing the race for life on the same day as me....good luck x

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