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Giggle for you

suepat10

I am one of the 63336
S: 20st3lb C: 20st3lb G: 12st7lb BMI: 44.3 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#1
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new
girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a
$5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more
special.'

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the
jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds
and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man.

'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
 
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suepat10

I am one of the 63336
S: 20st3lb C: 20st3lb G: 12st7lb BMI: 44.3 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#8
Donnie

Do you remember that joke you posted about the martian/human wife-swapping experiment?

I've only just told my other-half why I keep slapping his forehead. Fortunately he found it funny :-D
 

Sticky

I will succeed!!!
S: 13st3lb C: 12st8.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.4 Loss: 0st8.5lb(4.59%)
#9
LOL very funny...Fern you're a star! x
 


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