Giggle for you

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  1. suepat10

    suepat10 I am one of the 63336

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    An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
    evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

    He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new
    girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a
    $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more
    special.'

    At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
    another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the
    jeweller said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
    excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

    The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
    'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
    write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds
    and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

    Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man.

    'There's no money in that account.'

    'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
     
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  3. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.........at least he had a good time.
     
  4. Littleslimmingbee

    Littleslimmingbee Gold Member

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    I dont get it :( lol, im thick as two short planks.. can somone explain :(
     
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    Littleslimmingbee Gold Member

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    Oh wait, i get it! Sorry hahaha
     
  6. jaylou

    jaylou Gold Member

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    That is funny - but Ferns post is funnier!!!!
     
  7. metrognome

    metrognome is getting better at it

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    very good
     
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    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Brilliant Fern - love ya. X
     
  9. suepat10

    suepat10 I am one of the 63336

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    Donnie

    Do you remember that joke you posted about the martian/human wife-swapping experiment?

    I've only just told my other-half why I keep slapping his forehead. Fortunately he found it funny :-D
     
  10. Sticky

    Sticky I will succeed!!!

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    LOL very funny...Fern you're a star! x
     
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