Have a T-shirt printed:
Yes, it is...
Yes, I have haven't I?...
Oooh, about 8 stones now....
About 6 months....
Yes, it is isn't it?.......
The Cambridge Diet......
It's a meal replacem...You know what, check out the website www.Cambridge-diet.co.uk
No, it's not an unhealthy way of doing it.....
I doubt I will put it back on......
Yes, I can eat real food.......
JEALOUS - aren't ya??
That should cover it