Only 1 lb! Please read!!
Hello:wave_cry: do you know me?
If you don't, you should.
I am a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound you should ever wish to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because noone ever wants to lose me;I'm only a pound, just a pound.:sigh:
Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or 6 pounds, but never 1, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice iit, that is until I've
grown to 10, 20 or even more in weight.
Yes it's fun being a pound of fat, being left to do as I please.
So when you weigh in,keep right on saying
Oh I only lost a pound!":faint2:
(as if that were such a terrible thing!)
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing.
And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy days!!:sign0151: :bliss: