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how true is this for all you girls with partners


Vegetarian who lives2eat
G: 11st0lb
Two married
friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says,
'You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever
I go home after we've been
out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut
off the engine and coast into the garage and take my
shoes off before I go
into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed
in the bathroom.
Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My
wife STILL wakes up,
and yells at me for staying out so late!'

His friend
looks at him and says, well, you're obviously taking
the wrong approach. I
screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, pee hard into
the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes
in the closet,
undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on
the ass and shout,
WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she's sound
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Miss Q

Full Member
S: 10st5lb C: 9st6lb G: 8st8lb Loss: 0st13lb(8.97%)
HA thats good!

However - why do they both drive home after drinking? naughty


I will succeed!!!
S: 13st3lb C: 12st8.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.4 Loss: 0st8.5lb(4.59%)
PMSL! I love this!!! :) x


dancing queen ;)
S: 17st11lb C: 11st13lb G: 11st3lb BMI: 26.2 Loss: 5st12lb(32.93%)
ha ha :giggle:

Mrs V

Loves Life!
S: 21st7lb C: 12st5lb G: 11st0lb Loss: 9st2lb(42.52%)
Lol...very funny!!!
Definitely true as well!

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