how true is this for all you girls with partners

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  1. eye6769

    eye6769 Vegetarian who lives2eat

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    Two married
    friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
    other and says,
    'You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever
    I go home after we've been
    out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
    the driveway. I shut
    off the engine and coast into the garage and take my
    shoes off before I go
    into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed
    in the bathroom.
    Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
    prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My
    wife STILL wakes up,
    and yells at me for staying out so late!'




    His friend
    looks at him and says, well, you're obviously taking
    the wrong approach. I
    screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
    steps, pee hard into
    the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes
    in the closet,
    undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on
    the ass and shout,
    WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she's sound
    asleep...
     
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  3. metrognome

    metrognome is getting better at it

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    ha i like that one
     
  4. Miss Q

    Miss Q Full Member

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    HA thats good!

    However - why do they both drive home after drinking? naughty
     
  5. judimac

    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    Hee hee!
     
  6. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.....very good.
     
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    lesserme shrinking granny

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    :rotflmao: very good
     
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    he he I luv it

    xxxxx
     
  9. charlottegrace1

    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    very good liked it a lot xx
     
  10. Sticky

    Sticky I will succeed!!!

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    PMSL! I love this!!! :) x
     
  11. Muffindoll

    Muffindoll Full Member

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    :8855:Ha ha that was so funny and so true.
    Just showed OH and he had a sly grin on his face.:D:D
     
  12. Julianne_julz

    Julianne_julz Bears dont dig on dancin'

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    lol love it! I too wonder why they were driving after drinking, tut tut naughty men!! xx
     
  13. Littleslimmingbee

    Littleslimmingbee Gold Member

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    Hahaha and agreed! flawed joke there! LOL x
     
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    Minders Finding inspiration

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    Ha ha! Classic. What? Me? Pretend to be asleep when I know he's "awake"... never. ;)
     
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    *gold.emerald* dancing queen ;)

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    ha ha :giggle:
     
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    squiddie Starting Again!

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    It's only a joke, but quick ring the drink driving police! :p I've heard this before, still makes me laugh
     
  17. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Lol...very funny!!!
    Definitely true as well!
     
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