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Husbands beware

eye6769

Vegetarian who lives2eat
#1
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years.The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit
of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.The noise would wake his
wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural.

She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would
blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had
put! the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts
and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs
where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed
covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About
twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained
underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her Lip as she
asked him what was the matter, He said, "Honey, you were right." "All
these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife."Well, you always told me that one
day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened"
he said.

"But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got
most of them back in."



:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
 
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catznolan

nearly there!! :)
#5
pmsl should do that ta my fella lol xxx
 

Barb

Gold Member
#8
OMG - I love that one!
 
#10
:8855:OMG hilarious!!
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
#11
That was brilliant, so funny. Thanks for that. xxx
 


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