Im "ONLY" a pound (poem)

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  1. pixiepiratess

    pixiepiratess Going From Flab to FAB!

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    Only One Pound
    Hello, do you know me?
    If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
    Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
    I'm Only One Pound, just a pound.
    Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one,
    so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
    Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight.
    Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.
    So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound."
    ( as if that were such a terrible thing!)
    For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing.
    And I love being around you -
    your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
    Happy Days!! After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!


    Hope you like this! ... It certainly made me think hehe......​
     
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  3. Laurie

    Laurie MM addict

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    ha ha i love this! id be happy to loose a lb...a lb is a lb after all
    lol
     
  4. debtdummy

    debtdummy Silver Member

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    i have this poem at work on the wall
     
  5. jemima

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    1lb a week will do me! 52lb gone in a year would be wonderful:) of course i would like to lose a whole lot faster.......don't think that's going to happen with my vodka weekends:eek: if i try to picture myself this time next year with 52lbs off it puts a smile on my face:)
     
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    very good:)
     
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