SLACK ALICE
Silver Member
Is it just the one Ive got ?
or are all husbands like it ?
We have just sat at table -had breakfast, and I just pretended to 'hide ' my ring ..
He said '' show me''
So I came out with this story ..
I had swopped all my rings- all 4 of them! for a white gold ring
he said show me the receipt- I said no I binned it
I told him it was £125 and I swopped all my rings for it
so he says- ''wot even the one I bought you?''
yes i said , the guy said it was only worth £6-
So this story got bigger and bigger- even down to the point where I told him that the hallmark was so tiny, he wouldn't be able to read it with his clapped out eyes!!- I told him the guy showed me it through a special pair of magnifying glasses!!
he believed me all along !!
Do you know what he did ???
Got up and said
'' Ohh, I'll just go and check the van will start before I forget''!!!
can you believe this bloke??
Next week I am planning on booking a hotel room to have a dirty weekend away with a bloke I met on a dating website who has promised me a holiday to Dubai !!
Oh I paid £4 for the ring from Evans !!
white gold ......muppet !!
or are all husbands like it ?
We have just sat at table -had breakfast, and I just pretended to 'hide ' my ring ..
He said '' show me''
So I came out with this story ..
I had swopped all my rings- all 4 of them! for a white gold ring
he said show me the receipt- I said no I binned it
I told him it was £125 and I swopped all my rings for it
so he says- ''wot even the one I bought you?''
yes i said , the guy said it was only worth £6-
So this story got bigger and bigger- even down to the point where I told him that the hallmark was so tiny, he wouldn't be able to read it with his clapped out eyes!!- I told him the guy showed me it through a special pair of magnifying glasses!!
he believed me all along !!
Do you know what he did ???
Got up and said
'' Ohh, I'll just go and check the van will start before I forget''!!!
can you believe this bloke??
Next week I am planning on booking a hotel room to have a dirty weekend away with a bloke I met on a dating website who has promised me a holiday to Dubai !!
Oh I paid £4 for the ring from Evans !!
white gold ......muppet !!