Loving the ideas on this thread, you very crazzzzzzy person you.
Oooh ouch!Never sneeze with a mouthful of pins!
ALWAYS put your pants on before you open the door to the postman. Cos he doesn't need a shock that early in the morning!
Tip for dietters: Put soup in a basket and eat with a fork
To prevent wine spillages when pouring into a glass, drink directly from the bottle. Also saves on washing up!
If you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop then place an order. When they are ready to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.![]()
I am soooooo going to do this!If you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop then place an order. When they are ready to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.![]()
Top tip - to save time on a VLCD pour the water straight in the loo xx