KD's top tips for an easier life

[KD]

Spray loads of hairspray on your hair in the morning. It attracts all the flies and will kill them

 

[KD]

Make bread each morning. It makes the house smell wonderful and you won't have to empty the bin

 

[KD]

To give your cup of coffee more flavour, add a teaspoon of instant coffee to your hot water

 

[KD]

To prevent your Christmas Card list from getting any longer, don't make any new friends throughout the year

 

[KD]

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button

 

[Lisa Bigger Bum]

Loving the ideas on this thread, you very crazzzzzzy person you.

 

[KD]

Loving the ideas on this thread, you very crazzzzzzy person you.

Cheers

 

[KD]

It is easier to post on a thread when there is a reply button, so keep one in your button box at all times

 

[KD]

Never sneeze with a mouthful of pins!

 

[KD]

Tip for childeren

If Mum is complaining of being tired and needing a lay down, place toys just in her blind spot.

Mum will soon be in a horizontal position in preparation for a sleep

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Love them. Will keep an eye on this one. Can i just add:

ALWAYS put your pants on before you open the door to the postman. Cos he doesn't need a shock that early in the morning!

 

[Taz]

Tip for dietters: Put soup in a basket and eat with a fork

 

[Taz]

Never sneeze with a mouthful of pins!

Oooh ouch!

 

[SkinkWitch]

arty0019: loving this thread!

To prevent wine spillages when pouring into a glass, drink directly from the bottle. Also saves on washing up!

 

[KD]

ALWAYS put your pants on before you open the door to the postman. Cos he doesn't need a shock that early in the morning!

Fab tip that one. Something so many of us forget. Cheers for the reminder :clap:

Tip for dietters: Put soup in a basket and eat with a fork

Brilliant. Very helpful. Love the idea of putting it in a basket. Would like to add that if you have the basket on your lap, wearing an apron reduces the amount in the weekly wash and burn marks on your legs! :clap:

To prevent wine spillages when pouring into a glass, drink directly from the bottle. Also saves on washing up!

Oh gosh yes! Brill idea.

 

[KD]

If you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop then place an order. When they are ready to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.

 

[blue_grapefruit]

If you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop then place an order. When they are ready to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.

That is GENIUS! Must tell OH asap xx

 

[Taz]

If you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop then place an order. When they are ready to deliver it, catch a ride home with the driver.

I am soooooo going to do this!

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Top tip - to save time on a VLCD pour the water straight in the loo xx

 

[KD]

Top tip - to save time on a VLCD pour the water straight in the loo xx