La la la la laaaaaa!!
*Mrs Depp skips into the thread to claim her crown and skips out with it firmly on her bonce!*
Allan sneaks up behind Carol, trips her up as she skips and takes the crown whilst she is falling. ( That will teach you not to take things that dont belong to you)
As she falls to the ground Carol grabs Allan by the *****. He lands face down and Carol manages to grab her crown and put it back on her head. (That will teach you not to take things that don't belong to you!)
but Allan's box is made of sponge so we squeeze gently and without heitation he gives up the crown as he knows he is beaten. He then admits to us being the stronger sex and says he won't play with us anymore as the humiliation is too much