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[Mrs Depp]

Dream on Allan!

 

[Mrs Depp]

I agree Carol, although I think he would quite enjoy being taken in hand by two women which is a bit of a worry!

He's a dirty bugger and he knows it lol! Trouble is he shows no shame?!

 

[Allan G]

Can't touch my toes, my boobs get in the way.

Why do they hit the floor first???

 

[skinikki]

How Rude!!!!! Iwouldnt put up with that if I were you Carol!

 

[Allan G]

He's a dirty bugger and he knows it lol! Trouble is he shows no shame?!

It takes a lot to make me blush

 

[Mrs Depp]

Why do they hit the floor first???

Because they're boobs and not d!cks!!

How Rude!!!!! Iwouldnt put up with that if I were you Carol!

No worries, I can give as good as I get Nikki.

 

[skinikki]

Dont we know it! And I thought policemen were meant to be upstanding members of the community! Were they short of volunteers up North?

 

[Allan G]

Right i will love you and leave you for now, my car is in for its first service tomorrow so i am going to wash and hoover it out i will be back to defend my throne, so dont get any ideas above your station

 

[Allan G]

Dont we know it! And I thought policemen were meant to be upstanding members of the community! Were they short of volunteers up North?

Im always upstanding, must be my Southern charm

 

[skinikki]

Im always upstanding, must be my Southern charm

I didnt think southerners had any charm!!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Dont we know it! And I thought policemen were meant to be upstanding members of the community! Were they short of volunteers up North?

Sometimes they have to take on the not so upstanding members of the public, especially when there are only scallies like Allan volunteering lol!

 

[skinikki]

They must be desperate!

 

[Allan G]

Sometimes they have to take on the not so upstanding members of the public, especially when there are only scallies like Allan volunteering lol!

They must have seen something in me they wanted, over 2000 applied when i did, and only 24 were taken on, see they only recruit the cream of the crop

 

[skinikki]

Maybe they just wanted you where they could keep an eye on you so they could lock you up easily when you got out of line!!! (Suprised they havent done it already actually!)

 

[Allan G]

Maybe they just wanted you where they could keep an eye on you so they could lock you up easily when you got out of line!!! (Suprised they havent done it already actually!)

Cheeky mare, brining my name into disrepute, i will have to think of a punishment for you :whoopass:

 

[Hedgemag]

Morning, flirting again Allan??

 

[skinikki]

Will it take long cos Im off to teach!....Will be back in about an hour so will look forward to see what you have in store for me!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Lol @ Nikki! Good one!!

 

[Hedgemag]

Hi Carol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Allan's a typical male, Nikki, doesn't have enough patience to do any job to the full lol!!