Speedmonkey
Always Laughing
After weeks of knawing my way through 12 pounds of ...well fat really, as that is how much I have gained after coming off lipotrim, I have decided to return to LT with gusto this time. Yes it seems that there is no better way to re-inflate your pride than to deflate your ass.
After recently being retired from a relationship of six years by a boyfriend who decided to upgrade his girlfriend like one would a car (overnight and with minimal fuss), I am now determined to finally get shut of the last two stone.
It's not all bad though, I got a new house, a new car and a shiny new wardrobe to wear (eventually) on my shiny new bod.
So while his new girlfriend may run smoothly for a while, appearing more economical, low maintainance and with lots of fun new buttons to press, he will one day miss the old girl who saw him through the tough times faithfully and lovingly and who never let him down. Yes she has flaws and a bit of wear and tear but one day he'll see her down the street all buffed up and as gorgeous as the first day.
Here's to day 1
After recently being retired from a relationship of six years by a boyfriend who decided to upgrade his girlfriend like one would a car (overnight and with minimal fuss), I am now determined to finally get shut of the last two stone.
It's not all bad though, I got a new house, a new car and a shiny new wardrobe to wear (eventually) on my shiny new bod.
So while his new girlfriend may run smoothly for a while, appearing more economical, low maintainance and with lots of fun new buttons to press, he will one day miss the old girl who saw him through the tough times faithfully and lovingly and who never let him down. Yes she has flaws and a bit of wear and tear but one day he'll see her down the street all buffed up and as gorgeous as the first day.
Here's to day 1
