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woof

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#1
Hello, do you know me?
If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." (as if that were such a terrible thing!)
For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!
After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
 
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Mets

Gold Member
#3
Love it! That's exactly why my little losses have been fine with me... its in the right direction
 

woof

Alway see the love x
#5
Its so true, we all moan about just "1pound" But they all add up and all the other little pounds follows.....

woofy x
 
#11
genius! lol
 
#13
Great post!

And I would love to lose just one pound of fat every week. Every fortnight in fact! Would be a result for me these days.

A pound of fat is actually quite a lot.

ps I am very close to goal now, of course, which explains the lengthy stalls!
 
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kezzyBee

Silver Member
#14
:D Thats brill woofy!! love it hehe:)
next time I lose 1lb I will think of this :thankyou:
 
#18
I do, I think that was ace Woofy. makes you stop and think a little, it will stop me being disappointd if I only lose a pound now. Thanks hun :D
 


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