Great minds think alike!
Irene, I bought Anja a copy too today - but not to worry I'll save it to frighten my new clients!
Isn't it frightful - and they're not my legs!!! Plus I never used the word "explode" talk about journalistic license!
Arrgghhh, anyway after the day I've had it's not even worth thinking about.
I had my Personal Development Review with my lovely boss which went really well right up to the part where he said "I feel personally let down my you..."
My copious hours on here and DHH have not gone un-noticed and whilst he appreciates I've not neglected work as such, he feels I've abused his good nature. Big gulps and much shamefacedness from me - he's got me bang to rights here and has given me the rope with which I have duly hung myself! Yikes, and he's such a nice boss too - if he'd ranted and raved I would have preferred it, but he's just made me feel like a right heel!
So anyway, from this day forward no more Miniminning during work time, especially as we are looking to cut costs and are a tad under worked at the moment so our dept could easily lose me and still cope. Not a good time to be caught shooting myself in the foot!
To make amends I'm now going to prepare a witness statement and get ready for an interview with super perv of the 1st order tomorrow.
Bit of a shame really that my office details were published in Police mag (at his suggestion I might add but it didn't seem a good time to remind him of this

) and desperate dieters keep ringing me at work and I've got a week's worth of stuff to take to my 1st work recruit tomorrow - at this rate we'll have to meet in the lavs or somesuch - most professional NOT!
Ho hum, another new client tomorrow after work too and all day Wednesday in Liverpool so must crack on.
Love to all
Yours in penance,
A
xxxx
