Never try to outsmart a woman....

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  1. Mags

    Mags Needs to stick to it!!!

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    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
    and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he
    said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put
    it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
    me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when
    he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there
    in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
    the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to cl ose the
    casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she
    came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
    locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.

    So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
    money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a
    Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
    going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell
    me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?

    "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
    account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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