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O/T Loch Ness

My middle son (25) was talking to a friend about creatures that may, or may not, exist.

My son: And then there's the Loch Ness Monster, of course...

The friend: Oh yeah, people say they've seen that don't they?

My son: Yeah, scientists have done searches and stuff though and nobody can find it.

The friend: It's supposed to live in some big lake, or something, isn't it?

My son: Er, yeah. A big lake called LOCH NESS. :D

Where do these people come from?! ;)
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Nojo on the YoYo
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:eek: to both of those, it's quite scary isn't it

made me laugh though

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Mad old Bat with Attitude
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Hahaha! The dumbness abounds! My Mum can be daft but with her it's how surreal she is that takes the cake.

She once returned a guinea pig to the pet shop and got a replacement...After complaining the original one was "a lesbian"!
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I almost exploded trying to hold in my laughter
a friend of mine once asked me "do sheep eat rabbits!!?"

I said "uhmm, you know your a dumbass yeah!!" :eek:

berri xx
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