Hi
First of all , Love this forum for the great topics for conversation. Second I love your threads Hellie!!
You all know what jon I do, so I will tell you a little story:
A local felon ( burgler of dwellings) decided to apply is trade to a lovely georgian house one night when the owners were on a criuse in the Med.
The little scroat ( sorry) young man cased the joint and picked his route onto the property via the rear garden gate. The young man's MO ( modus operandi) was always the same. He would take along his trusted jack russell, he would let it off in the grounds and if challenged by anyone, he would say he was looking for his dog who had run off. during his evening walkies. ( Nice eh!)
This job was like no other one that he had done in the past. So after letting "scroat dog" off in the garden he broke in via the patio doors. He ransacked the house taking small valuable items. On the way out the patio door he slipped and fell on his backside. He got up thinking it was just damp surface. He called his dog to heal and off he run, through the field at the back of the premise. He walked all the way home approx two miles. Well that what I call a quick nite shift, and having away five grand worth of property.
We get the call when the neighbour who was asked to check on things noticed the house was insecure. We called the police dog in to have a sniff around. BINGO !! he got the sent and off he trundled across the fields with dog handler in tow.
The dog led him all the way to the front door of scroaty. Hooray!!! I hear you say, but how ??
When scroaty slipped on the patio, he actually slipped in doggy poo !!
The doggy poo belonged to the owners of the house that he had just screwed ( Sorry) turned over.
Scroaty said that he had never been near the house in his life,!! and then changed his mind when the evidence was put to him, to it must of been when my dog run off during his walk. But what done him was that he also stepped in his own dogs poo when he entered the house the same evening and his was evidenced on his left trainer.
The house owners great dane poo, was all over his trousers.
I hope you liked it , but is a true story ! sorry it was a bit POO !
LOL!!
( Oh he got 12 months lock up for that nights work !)
Phil x