Poohtime

[notsoskinnymarge]

I'm not nearly as 'regular' as I was before exante but OMG little beats that feeling you get after (what feels like) an 8lb poo!!

Now I have to ask, if it was an 8lb poo, what did ya call it ?


Sorry, I'll get ma coat

 

[Emma1904]

Lol! Wish I could have an 8lb poo right now! X

 

[giantrobot]

I find it's the perfect time to catch up on magazine reading, usually 'Classic Rock'. However, when it gets smelly then I have to vacate and quick. Cue a bollocking from the missus for leaving my odour behind! Apparently ladies poos (and farts) don't smell....

 

[Princess_Ames]

I find it's the perfect time to catch up on magazine reading, usually 'Classic Rock'. However, when it gets smelly then I have to vacate and quick. Cue a bollocking from the missus for leaving my odour behind! Apparently ladies poos (and farts) don't smell....

My poo stinks.

I'm not one of these girlie girls that holds it in until I'm out of the way. I let it go! HAHAHAHA

 

[messyfreckle]

I find it's the perfect time to catch up on magazine reading, usually 'Classic Rock'. However, when it gets smelly then I have to vacate and quick. Cue a bollocking from the missus for leaving my odour behind! Apparently ladies poos (and farts) don't smell....

Hahahaha!

They don't

 

[MrMojo]

My poo stinks.

I'm not one of these girlie girls that holds it in until I'm out of the way. I let it go! HAHAHAHA

He said ladies poo and farts don't smell RAOTFLMFAO HAHAHAHA

 

[Emma1904]

An 8lb poo is the equivalent of a human head...ewwww

 

[MrMojo]

could that be classed as a birthing poo?

 

[*EB*]

OMG this thread is hilarious!!! I dont poo enough.

Also - recently, it has been renamed a magic sausage.

I hope i get to poop before my weigh in tonight! hehe! x

 

[Emma1904]

could that be classed as a birthing poo?

I would say so! yes!

 

[MrMojo]

I'd have called something other than my poo the magic sausage ROFL

 

[messyfreckle]

I'd have called something other than my poo the magic sausage ROFL

:8855:

 

[Emma1904]

thats hilarious!!! x

 

[*EB*]

hahahaha - magic sausage is poo. Nothing else thank you!!! hehe! x

 

[Biggie]

you made my day guys

 

[Biggie]

and yes, I did one this morning, well a little one only but still counts as a poo

 

[missbiker]

Thought this might help...

Clicky me

...bit of standardisation on the definitions for everyone ...

 

[Bobbi]

What number did you do today? Lol

 

[geordiebear]

Thought this might help...

Clicky me

...bit of standardisation on the definitions for everyone ...

Hey Missy, you must have read my mind - thought of the poo chart when I was reading this last night - great source of amusement for me (have disabled son hence need for poo analysis!), never too old for toilet humour guys x keep the thread going - it's creasing me everytime I 'log' on - sorry!!arty0038:

 

[missbiker]

LoL Bobbi .... I'd be happy with any of them