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She'll put the weight all back on....mark my words

KD

Gone fishing
#1
Met an old ex-neighbour today. She left the area just as I got to goal. At first she didn't recognise me.

Her: See you're still slim. Still doing that Cambridge thing?
Me: No. Finished it two years ago.
Her:....(now wait for it.........:D)
You'll put it on as soon as you come off the diet...you mark my words. I said to my husband "she'll put it all back on when she comes off the diet...you wait and see" and he agreed. He said "no good telling her, she will just do it anyway....you watch...she'll put it all back on". I've done that Cambridge thing myself and put it all back on. Spent months eating potatoes one day and meat the next. Never again. Lost 10 pounds and put it all back on again. You wait. As soon as you come off the diet, you'll put it all back on again.

(Big breath.........)

Fed up with potatoes I was by the time I finished. Did you get fed up with potatoes? (before I had a chance to reply) Oh yes, you'll get fed up with potatoes. Then it'll just go straight back on. You'll see.

So, when are you coming off the diet? I think you ought to come off it now you know. Looking a bit peaky. That's what I looked like on Cambridge. All those potatoes. Couldn't eat potatoes again for months.:sigh: You ask my husband...he'll tell you.

What you need is to eat meat, potatoes and 2 veg. I was brought up on that and didn't do me any harm. That's the only way to keep it off....you mark my words.

None of this fancy Cambridge lark. It'll only all go back on and you wouldn't want that. You youngsters (I am 51;)) Always looking to get thin. Need some fat on you. I said to my husband "that lady down the road...she's getting too thin" and he agreed. He said, not to worry as you would put it all back on again.


Bless her :D :D Really made me laugh.
 
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#5
Class, that made me have a reet chuckle x
 
#8
Yeah all I hear as well, just makes me smile and think b&&&&&cks

By the way DQ !! Loving that photo....

M.
 
#10
I hear it all the time and I haven't even lost the weight yet!
 

KD

Gone fishing
#11
It was really funny at the time. She went on...and on...and on. Missed most of it as I lost concentration.

Just thanked her and told her I'll remember 'that'. Which I will :D

She's very overweight BTW, but quite a sweet lady really.
 

lillypop

now got pictures in album
S: 23st4lb G: 10st4lb
#12
hhahaa that is so funny!!!! ive only just found this forum!
 

Sarette

Gold Member
S: 19st13lb C: 18st12lb G: 13st0lb BMI: 45.3 Loss: 1st1lb(5.38%)
#13
That's given me a good giggle, thanks!
 

Dobbie

I will get to goal .....
#14
Aww bless her .... 'nowt as queer as folk' as my ma would say ;):D
:rotflmao:
 
S: 15st7lb C: 14st11lb G: 11st7lb Loss: 0st10lb(4.61%)
#16
LOL!! Potatoes?? I have been under the impression for the past year that Potatoes embody everything that this diet is NOT about!! Where did I go wrong :D teehee! xx
 

Lynn8124

Gold Member
S: 19st7lb C: 19st7lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 45.4 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#17
:giggle: I was wondering what spuds had to do with CD, perhaps she was mixed up with SW? Lol, if you're a youngster at 51, what age is she? :D
 

jane

Opinionated
#18
LOL!! Potatoes?? I have been under the impression for the past year that Potatoes embody everything that this diet is NOT about!! Where did I go wrong :D teehee! xx
Your mistake wannab?
'tis obvious!
....you took dietry advice from your CDC instead of going to see this woman.:p

:giggle: I was wondering what spuds had to do with CD, perhaps she was mixed up with SW? Lol, if you're a youngster at 51, what age is she? :D
you can just picture her can't you!

She will be an expert on plenty other things too.
Following a trip to the GP she'll tell you how young Dr x has got it all wrong with an illustration of someone who came to grief.

After parents evening she'll insist that the teachers are misguided.

her illustrations will be delightfully contradictory & entirely without any grounding in fact, but that's her charm. If she had any actual knowledge or understanding she would appear spiteful which she is not.

can you imagine her with local politicians:p.?
 

mummypower

Just call me Anne x
S: 15st0lb C: 10st4lb G: 8st13lb BMI: 28.1 Loss: 4st10lb(31.43%)
#19
Excellent! There's allways one!
Big congratulations to you for your loss and maintaining xx
 
#20
You have jsut made me laugh out really loud in the office-ooops!
 


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