Emmaline
Hippety Hop!
While standing at the mirror bare
I could but only in shock stare
The rotund figure .. what a sight
I must be firm and end this plight
And eat correctly all the things
To lose this fat and odd bulgings.
So with the aid of Slimming books
With charts and special things to cook
I wrote with speed a shopping list
Of fruit and veg and I'll insist
That meat will be so very lean
And fish, cheese, eggs and mounds of green
And calories I'll count so that
I'll soon be losing all this fat
.
.
.
.
Alas, my plans have gone to pot
'Cos in one day I ate the lot!
I could but only in shock stare
The rotund figure .. what a sight
I must be firm and end this plight
And eat correctly all the things
To lose this fat and odd bulgings.
So with the aid of Slimming books
With charts and special things to cook
I wrote with speed a shopping list
Of fruit and veg and I'll insist
That meat will be so very lean
And fish, cheese, eggs and mounds of green
And calories I'll count so that
I'll soon be losing all this fat
.
.
.
.
Alas, my plans have gone to pot
'Cos in one day I ate the lot!
Well done
