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Something to make you giggle..

big bear

A bear on a mission!
S: 14st7lb
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'Eight and a half stone,' the woman says.
The nurse puts her on the scales and tells her her weight is actually ten stone.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8 !!!', she says.
The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5' 2 '.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman that it is very high.
'Of course it's HIGH !!!' the woman screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender....
Now I'm short and fat !!!'


Flour and Water...
how come when you mix water and flour together,
you get glue?

And then when you add eggs and sugar...

you get cake ???

Where did the glue go ???
You know darned well where it went.
That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT !!! :8855:
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S: 107kg C: 85kg G: 79kg BMI: 33.2 Loss: 22kg(20.56%)
LOL !!!!!!

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