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Something to make you laugh for afternoon

#1
I was sent this joke this morning and still rofl

I hope it Wiggles

Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'115,' she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 160(I wish).

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 8,' she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 4'.

She then takes her blood pressure

And tells the woman it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' she screams,

'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'






Flour and Water

How come when you mix water
and flour together


you get glue?..


and then you add eggs



and sugar...

and you get cake?






Where did the glue go ?


NEED AN ANSWER?


You know darned well where it went!


That's what makes the cake

Stick to your BUTT



 
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totty

Personal Trainer
S: 14st0lb C: 10st13lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 24 Loss: 3st1lb(21.94%)
#3
That second one is fantastic!!!!!:D

The cake mystery is now solved!!:party0038:
 

dehli

Silver Member
S: 13st9lb C: 12st3lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.3 Loss: 1st6lb(10.47%)
#4
LOL brilliant!
 


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