Something to make you laugh for afternoon

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  1. hotstuff

    hotstuff Full Member

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    I was sent this joke this morning and still rofl

    I hope it Wiggles
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    Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

    The nurse starts with certain basic items.

    'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

    '115,' she says.

    The nurse puts her on the scale.

    It turns out her weight is 160(I wish).

    The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

    '5 foot 8,' she says.

    The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 4'.

    She then takes her blood pressure

    And tells the woman it is very high.

    'Of course it's high!' she screams,

    'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

    Now I'm short and fat!'

    [​IMG]




    Flour and Water

    How come when you mix water
    and flour together


    you get glue?.. [​IMG]

    and then you add eggs [​IMG]


    and sugar...

    and you get cake?




    [​IMG]

    Where did the glue go ?


    NEED AN ANSWER?


    You know darned well where it went!


    That's what makes the cake

    Stick to your BUTT



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    They are funny, I love it.
     
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    totty Personal Trainer

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    That second one is fantastic!!!!!:D

    The cake mystery is now solved!!:party0038:
     
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    LOL brilliant!
     
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