Tequila Christmas Cake

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  1. Liannioso

    Liannioso Silver Member

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    Recipe for Tequila Christmas cake



    Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the tequila to check quality.. Take a large bowl, check the tequila
    again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Repeat.
    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in
    case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
    Check the tequila.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
    the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!
     
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    This certainly brightened up my day! :D thanks for sharing ha ha ha x
     
  5. Liannioso

    Liannioso Silver Member

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    I know I laughed full heartedly at the wipe counter with the cat bit at the end.
     
  6. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Lol...brilliant!!!
     
  7. cherrytimmers

    cherrytimmers mines a skimmed latte

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    Wicked!
     
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    loving this
     
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    mommyB love it

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    Loved it,still thought it was a genuine recipe even after the 1st 'check the tequilla' cos thats what i would do!!
     
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    It's the fluffy bowl that made me laugh out loud!
     
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