Thursdays Giggle

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  1. Tange

    Tange Silver Member

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    Three men are sitting in room smoking ca*nnabis. After a few sp*iffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says, "Look, we've got loads more tob*acco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my specialty Sp*liffs."

    Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some of the spices from
    the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spl*iff.

    On his return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights
    it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out.

    Ten minutes go by, then an hour, and he's still out cold, so they
    decide to take him to the hospital. On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The doctor returns to his friends and asks, "So what was he doing then -Cann*abis?"

    "Well sort of", replies one of the guys, "But we ran out of gear, so I
    made a home-made sp*liff."

    "Oh" replies the doctor, "so what did you put in it?"


    "Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric, garam masala and a couple of other
    spices." comes the answer.


    The doctor sighs, "Well that explains it. He'll be here for 3 weeks before he wakes up."

    "Why, what's wrong with him?" asks one of the men.


    The doctor replies,
    "He's in a korma".

    :D:D:D

     
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    RecoveringChocaholic I'm going to be slim

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    Thanks tange that was just what I needed i'm having a really **** day
     
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    haha lol
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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