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Trumping *blush*

#1
Not the most ladyike topic to be discussing but I thought that the insane amount of botty burps were due to the increase of fruit and veg, now i'm wondering if it's perhaps the alpen bars? I've read a couple of people say they've had trouser trumpet issues on the alpen bars but wondered how common it actually is?
 
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#6
I don't go to a class so can't get hi-fi bars :( boo! Ahh well my lucky hubby will just have to suffer :D
 
#9
ooo that could be it too ... I had some of that for lunch for the first time today. Lethal combination I think. Perhaps next time I'll spare the ozone layer and have either the Alpen bars OR the soup and not both in the same day!!
 
#13
i was trumping left right and centre the other day! had lots of cabbage over a few days and it all caught up with me! it was so bad that my BF yelled at me that i had a problem....so i trumped at him! ha
 
#14
i am terrible if i eat sw chips i pong aswell :eek:
 
#15
Hubby thought that now I'm no longer pregnany my rear end would behave itself ... ahhh how wrong he was :D

What a bunch of classy birds we are!!
 

Lady A

Loves to Shop!
#16
Hello lovie,

I had a bloat issue for the first two weeks while my digestive system adjusted to all of the fruit & veg. Make sure you have fruit on an empty stomach as it sits on top of food and ferments causing trumping and embarrassing moments but if it is eaten on an empty stomach then it just moves along your digestive track without a problem so it's a bit anti-social if you get what I mean :p. I usually have my fruit before my cereal or in between meals and not straight after and find that helps. I tend to use Alpen lights as a dessert when I need to go so I have it with a banana & some low fat ice cream and It usually makes me go by the morning. Hope this helps :eek:
 
#17
some thing i never knew about the fermenting thingy, thankyou for that x
 
#18
Really?

No problems here, with loads of fresh fruit & veg, Alpen Lights or HIFI bars etc.

Maybe you're not all the Fairer Sex you'd have us believe eh, eh? eh?;)

Steve the windless:D
 
#19
Maximus said:
Really?

No problems here, with loads of fresh fruit & veg, Alpen Lights or HIFI bars etc.

Maybe you're not all the Fairer Sex you'd have us believe eh, eh? eh?;)

Steve the windless:D
Steve the windless... Love it! Haha
 

Kwise1

 THE WISE ONE 
#20
Same here. I no longer have alpen bars.

They made the most inhuman stench possible - I think my intestines were dying!!

So although they were delicious , they were not worth it at all . I avoid at all costs along with potato skins. And SW chips affect me a little too.

Kx

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