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TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMAS.....

Discussion in 'Slimming World Off Topic' started by Donnie46, 28 December 2009 Social URL.

  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]Twas The Week After Christmas[/SIZE][/FONT]


    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Twas the week after Christmas and all through the house
    Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
    All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
    When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
    The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
    And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
    And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I said to myself, as I only can
    "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
    Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
    Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
    I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
    I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
    But isn't that what January is for?
    [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
    Happy New Year to all and to all a GOOD DIET!!!
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  3. mustdoit

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    that was very good .......... happy new year to you ..x
     
  4. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Thank you, and the same to you.
     
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    Thanks Donnie, very good x
     
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    Excellent Donnie you made me smile, hope you have a lovely New Year xx
     
  7. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Thank you, my best wishes to you too. X
     
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