Slow but sure....
S: 22st0lb C: 19st7lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 55.1 Loss: 2st7lb(11.36%)
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]Twas The Week After Christmas[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Twas the week after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a GOOD DIET!!!
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S: 17st0.5lb C: 16st8lb G: 12st13lb BMI: 39.8 Loss: 0st6.5lb(2.73%)
that was very good .......... happy new year to you ..x


Gold Member
S: 16st6lb C: 9st6lb G: 9st6lb BMI: 24.1 Loss: 7st0lb(42.61%)
Thanks Donnie, very good x


Full Member
S: 15st0lb C: 10st2lb G: 10st4lb BMI: 21.6 Loss: 4st12lb(32.38%)
Excellent Donnie you made me smile, hope you have a lovely New Year xx