haaaaa! I think he's brilliant!! (He knows whenever I stop or am not doing it right!!). I have leggings and leotard... in my cupboard (fear not - they've not been put on in yonks!!)...
Bum bag - I don't think I have one cos I don't know what one is!!
Big hair - yes I used to have that! Shoulder pads too! I'm 46 so that's my era! Dynasty! Dallas!
Silly grin I can do... and don't blame him either for us, given how much he must have raked in!!