Earthmother
Likes to cook
4 days in - ok so far
I thought I'd ask if any of you guys are facing either or both of the horrors facing me. Firstly, my sons wedding, (what the hell will I wear?) secondly, its taking place in Cuba. (what the hell will I wear?). This involves 2 weeks of beach/poolside trying to look invisible,(what the hell will I wear?), with the added bonus of 14 nights of dressing up.(What the hell will I wear?)
This begs the question, What the hell will I wear? It's like the old joke, "I tried my posh outfit on and the only thing that fitted was the hat". Its bad enough finding a decent wedding outfit over a size 14, never mind a whole wardrobe for the sun that also covers you from head to toe. I found myself wondering where I could get hold of a burqa. Anyway, as I am the only member of the wedding party who is fat, I have decided to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. With your help I know that this time I can do it.
This begs the question, What the hell will I wear? It's like the old joke, "I tried my posh outfit on and the only thing that fitted was the hat". Its bad enough finding a decent wedding outfit over a size 14, never mind a whole wardrobe for the sun that also covers you from head to toe. I found myself wondering where I could get hold of a burqa. Anyway, as I am the only member of the wedding party who is fat, I have decided to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. With your help I know that this time I can do it.