A Joke for the Ladies

[julie19]

A friend has just sent me the following joke - hope you enjoy it


One for the girls:

A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 1 8-year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

'Your name never came up,' dear she replied

 

[janiebaby]

That's a good one

 

[tara40]

thats brilliant i will send it to my mum and mother in law. x

 

[Cherryade]

hahahahhhhahahahhahhahhahahahha!!

 

[tryer]

love it,

 

[janiebaby]

Another joke for the ladies

A woman's husband comes home . he's all excited and says to his wife ,
I've got these new condoms called olympic .
they come in gold , silver and bronze ,
which one would you like to start off with , he says in a sexy manner .
the wife replies , the gold ones so i can come first for a change !!!

 

[rach3]

Brilliant!! pmsl at them both !!!! x

 

[*gold.emerald*]

hehehe...lol

 

[skiddykat]

:girlpower:He He HE
Very good, keep them coming

 

[julie19]

A woman's husband comes home . he's all excited and says to his wife ,
I've got these new condoms called olympic .
they come in gold , silver and bronze ,
which one would you like to start off with , he says in a sexy manner .
the wife replies , the gold ones so i can come first for a change !!!

Janiebaby - I like that one - that gave me a giggle!

Thanks

 

[judimac]

That made me LOL after a lousey day at work! THANKYOU SO MUCH!

 

[weemo]

Both very funny ~ class!

 

[janiebaby]

That made me LOL after a lousey day at work! THANKYOU SO MUCH!

Glad to be of service xxx