A mastercard wedding (joke)

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  1. poohbearmufc

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    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a
    recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity.

    It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
    with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
    everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
    and to thank his new father- in- law for providing such a lavish

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
    give everyone a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
    having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
    with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge
    -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man: Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

    "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
    Jalapenos-- what you do today, might burn your asstomorrow......"
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  3. rade

    rade try, try & try some more!

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    OMG thats classic!! and might i had, good on him!! :giggle:
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