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After a girls night out !!

pandora

finding my way again !
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Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out with the girls. I told my husband I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3 AM and a bit loaded, we piled into cabs and all headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. (I was so proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution - even smashed I knew 3 + 9 made 12 o'clock!)

In the morning my husband asked me what time I got home and I told him midnight. He didn' t raise an eyebrow or say anything and continued to read the paper.
Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock"

When I asked him why he said: Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh ****" cuckooed 4 more times, hiccupped, cuckooed 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table, and farted
 
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