As a male

[fattothin]

I seem to see a lot of you ladies shivering, well I feel its only the right think to do and that is to offer my services at a discounted rate of course and offer cuddles......But no tongues

 

[Mrs Depp]

Haha! if you're as cute as your avatar then I'll be your first customer!

 

[Russiandoll]

Shivering in the queue behind Mrs Depp ... I need somewhere warm to put my feet!!

 

[mustdoit]

need to know the prices first !!

 

[fattothin]

Oh im cheap ! lol

 

[Russiandoll]

Well, I have to weigh up the cost against the price of a hot water bottle ...

 

[Mrs Depp]

Well, I have to weigh up the cost against the price of a hot water bottle ...

Hmmm.....I'll 'see' your hot water bottle and 'raise' you a faux fur throw lol.