bunnycd
Full Member
Just wondering if anyone has awful farts on bars? I blew off today in tescos on the checkout (No escape), sexy bloke in front of me made a sharp exit! so embarrising! I had eaten a peanut bar!
Had this since the start and I have no control - they just happen - whenever they want. Wost was in the plane going on hols! Even the dog has just moved away from the computer.
My mate works in the council and the other day she had a bar in her lunch as she was managing a major event of opening a council building. When the town mayor shook her hand to meet her she bent down and greeted him with the sound of a big massive fart! everyone turned around. It made me crack!
Anyone know why we suffer with this?
Had this since the start and I have no control - they just happen - whenever they want. Wost was in the plane going on hols! Even the dog has just moved away from the computer.
My mate works in the council and the other day she had a bar in her lunch as she was managing a major event of opening a council building. When the town mayor shook her hand to meet her she bent down and greeted him with the sound of a big massive fart! everyone turned around. It made me crack!
Anyone know why we suffer with this?
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