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Buy a dog

KD

Gone fishing
#1
IF YOU WANT........

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it


then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .....


then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ......


then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually


then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness


then buy a cat!
 
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#3
LOL

My fella has a theory that men are dogs and women are cats - purely because dogs like to run around and wag their tails, are happy as long as they're fed and watered and don't think much about anything - being quite oblivious to the spooky ESP that cats share.

I think he's got a point lol.

xxxx
 

KD

Gone fishing
#4
My fella has a theory that men are dogs and women are cats - purely because dogs like to run around and wag their tails, are happy as long as they're fed and watered and don't think much about anything - being quite oblivious to the spooky ESP that cats share.

I think he's got a point lol.

xxxx
Definitely. Also kids are dogs and teens are cats;)
 
#6
So true Karion - & that's why I love my dog :D

 




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