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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Mich, 8 April 2008 Social URL.

  1. Mich

    Mich Taking Back Control...!!!

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    I can't find the joke thread from the other day but just got sent this ....... made me LOL!!!!



    A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know", said the man, "How about nuclear power?"


    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
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    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
     
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  3. pandora

    pandora finding my way again !

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    LOL, sort of wise ass reply one of mine would give :rolleyes:
    xx
     
  4. Eclipse

    Eclipse Gold Member

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    Love it!
     
  5. kellybelly

    kellybelly too hot to handle!!

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    very funny!!
     
  6. Mini

    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    That is just so funny:p:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
     
  7. GaynorEm

    GaynorEm Proper Little Madam

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    lol like it, like it.
     
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