I can't find the joke thread from the other day but just got sent this ....... made me LOL!!!!
A man was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the man, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," ........................................
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the man, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," ........................................
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"