DIET QUOTES - ADD YOUR OWN (LIGHT HEARTED)

[jfc]

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

 

[jfc]

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths

 

[jfc]

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out

 

[jfc]

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people

 

[jfc]

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment

 

[jfc]

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.

 

[jfc]

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

 

[jfc]

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat

 

[jfc]

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops

 

[jfc]

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

 

[jfc]

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[jfc]

"If I’d known how long I was going to live, I’d have taken better care of myself - Adolph Zukor at age 99

 

[PrincessBex]

Im lovin ur quotes jfc!

Especially:

'Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment'

Really hit home that one.

 

[Geri]

can't take credit for this one - nicked it from someone on dh board!!

Abstinenance is not forever, but the results will last you your lifetime

pity I don't listen to it myself